Got dent in your brain box? Joints a little rusty? Forgot where you dropped your pancreas?
Hey, it happens to the best of us. That’s why we opened the Quarantine Studio Body Shop and Repair. We’ve been repairing dents, filling seams and smoothing out joints for as long as we can remember. We are sure that we can fix whatever is falling apart on you or just falling off of you and get you back out there on the streets in no time.
So if you need some body work or a spare part then we are here to help. If you’re looking for a rub ‘n buff, well sir, this ain’t that kind of body shop. Move along. For the rest of you, come on by. We are conveniently located right next door to the city morgue and are open late for those last minute shoppers. While you’re here wrap yourself in one of our exclusive Body Shop Tees. Guaranteed to make you feel laboratory fresh and ready to take on hordes of angry villagers.
These t-shirts are extra beefy to withstand zombie attacks, plagues of locusts, the most virulent diseases and of course the washing machine if you are into that sort of thing. So pick up one or more of these wonderfully grotesque t-shirts today. It’s a great way to let everyone know where you get your spare parts and body work done.